left lane shit hauler

someone who hauls turkey shit in the left lane with a 18-wheeler.

dude, did you see those left lane shit haulers? no but i sure smelled them!!

by wicky wack January 22, 2011

left it in the sink

An unfinished argument or insult that two people have not resolved. The argument can continue at any moment.

"You're a casserole, Dudley! Last time you dished Michelle, you left it in the sink."

by Richard-d'Persen June 2, 2016

left test

A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.

<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.

by midinerd September 11, 2016

left me in the deep end

meaning another person left you in depression, in a bad place that you didn't wanna be in.

he switched up and left me in the deep end

by behebehehsksjabw December 10, 2016

left right centre

left right centre is a game 2 boys play whilst walking behind 3 girls and you choose out of the 3 which has a nicer ass

johno: * 3 girls walking infront* oi david, left right centre?
david :hhmm left for sure, right and centre have no ass

by bullcrap51 April 9, 2017

left click liberal

Someone who is secretly a republican, but is VERY liberal online.

Hey, bro.. you hook up with that left click liberal yet?

by zee_meister April 18, 2017

left hand black

Ink absorbed on both the heel and fingers of the left hand, resulting from a left handed person writing with an ink pen and smearing his/her own newly inked text as they etch across the page from left to right.

Oh, my left hand black has exposed me once again. As the only southpaw, the teacher will quickly discover that it was me passing smudged notes in class.

by jawa nomad June 16, 2017