Grand Rising 

This is the newest substitute for, “good morning,” even though it’s probably 11:30 am - 1:00 pm when they’re saying this. Only thots on Instagram use this because nothing is more grand than waking up and convincing your army of simps that you live a wholesome and innocent lifestyle when behind the scenes you worship crystals and get your guts rearranged by giga chads. The phrase is commonly followed by emojis of butterflies, flowers, stars, and palm trees.

Grand rising, everybody! I hope you’re all having a wonderful and positive day!

Grand Rising by BagelMaster October 14, 2021

Grand Slam 

When a woman orgasms so intensly she squirts, pees, shits and even starts her period.

That wasn't an orgasm, that was a grand slam.

Grand Slam by squirty girl April 21, 2012

grand slam 

To awake one fine morn, and verily discover one's matress resembling a ordinance survey map with a rather warm chocolate log spread all over it as well as spew on your face and pillow.

"I do not think she will want to see me again after I came home totally ringbolted and grand slammed the bed, although your mum is a bit of a dirty slapper."

grand slam by Terry Fuckwit June 24, 2004

Grand Douche 

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.

New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?

Grand Douche by Cornholious December 27, 2011

grand damn

Used to add emphysis to the word damn, without taking the Lord's name in vein, used by Christians who curse but don't take the Lord's name in vain.

Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.

Grand damn it this traffic is ridiculous!

grand damn by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013

grand chinion 

A grand chinion is a chin dimple the size of the grand canyon

Ben affleck has a grand chinion.

grand chinion by austchin October 15, 2013

Grand Slam Blumpkin

The act of sucking a man's penis while he defecates in the upper tank of the toilet.

"John received a Grand Slam Blumpkin at Sarah's house last night."

Grand Slam Blumpkin by Honey x Badger November 6, 2015