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Definitions by BagelMaster

Grand Rising 

This is the newest substitute for, “good morning,” even though it’s probably 11:30 am - 1:00 pm when they’re saying this. Only thots on Instagram use this because nothing is more grand than waking up and convincing your army of simps that you live a wholesome and innocent lifestyle when behind the scenes you worship crystals and get your guts rearranged by giga chads. The phrase is commonly followed by emojis of butterflies, flowers, stars, and palm trees.
Grand rising, everybody! I hope you’re all having a wonderful and positive day!
Grand Rising by BagelMaster October 14, 2021

bagelmaster 

a person who is all master of bagels. He is tall, strong, and is obsessed with bagels.
I am the bagelmaster.
bagelmaster by Bagelmaster April 16, 2009