Glumpinkin

When you have sex with a moldy carved pumpkin

"I could really go for a glumpinkin right now" said the glumpinkin man

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

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Glumpin

To suck the penis of a person while they are sitting on the toilet having a shit

while sam was having a shit teresa gave him a damn good Glumpin

by fattestbloke December 23, 2024

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Glumping

Giving a ugly ass nigger named troy a alabama hot pocket

We are ALL glumping

by Pierre Da goat January 30, 2025

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Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.

Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!

by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025

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Glumptuous

Fat as fuck. Gluttonous with a jelly like body. Enormous with inflated rolls on every limb

That flabby armed bitch is so glumptuous when she stomps into a room belly first.

by uhohstinkythemonke February 13, 2025

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Glumphoric

Glumphoric (adj.) describes the odd mixture of feeling both excited and slightly anxious at the same time—like the rush of anticipation before a big event, but with a touch of nervousness. It’s the emotional equivalent of butterflies in the stomach but with a happy undertone.

As she stepped onto the stage for her first solo performance, Emma felt utterly glumphoric

by SIGMA SHREK March 14, 2025

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