when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.
Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery
by Devi8 May 8, 2008
Get the shelf shockmug. When someone of a fluid transgender identity realizes they've "switched over"; when someone comes out of denial of their trans identity.
I was talking my friend about masculinity the other day, and I realized I felt like a man again. I about had a panic attack from the dysphoric shock".
by ajgfnsjgbrgje December 3, 2020
Get the Dysphoric Shockmug. When your AP US teacher gives back your tests and you're in shock because the grade you got is dramatically different from what you thought you got and then you're in awe from what grade you actually received.
Silvio: "I definitely got a 100% on that, hahaha *Looks at test grade* haha.."
Gary L: "What happened?"
Silvio: "Shock and Awe."
Gary L: "What happened?"
Silvio: "Shock and Awe."
by DopeyDumbDumb October 1, 2017
Get the Shock and Awemug. to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday
by Krkič July 12, 2019
Get the titty-shockedmug. The surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. Most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.
by CuriousQuam March 20, 2009
Get the Bill Shockmug. When your in complete shock when someone sexy passes you or you see them or if they talk to you and you say what because your in shock that someone as sexy would talk to a dirt bag like you.
Thinking.....
Mac and cheese or pasta bacon cabornara
Sexy Person 1: " I like macronni cheese".
Dirt bag you:" I love cheese". stutters it.
now your in sexy shock
Mac and cheese or pasta bacon cabornara
Sexy Person 1: " I like macronni cheese".
Dirt bag you:" I love cheese". stutters it.
now your in sexy shock
by Fuzzy13456789123467984531 July 30, 2011
Get the Sexy Shockmug. 1. when you don't have chocolate for ages usualy months at a time and then u have a peice of choccolate and get overcome with it an want more and more
2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
person 1: Omg havent had chocolate in ages so i went for some, had it and ive never felt anythin like it!! almost felt sexual lol
person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 5, 2011
Get the Choc shockmug.