Peen

A person who says or does something stupid.

Gill you’re such a peen!! Oh my god.

by Momoney51502 October 19, 2018

Peen

/pi:n/
noun

Another word for male genitalia part. Can be used in a more hipsteresque kind of sentence.
Similar to Peen, willy, Jolly Johnny, John Thomas, Cawk, Disco Stick.

When Sarena sat down she couldn't help but to stare at Thomas's peen. It was rather thick around the base, but lied around there as if it was asking to be touched.

by SuperSecret47 January 1, 2019

Peenish

When something is kind of peen, but not quite.

"He is kind of a dick, but not really, he is peenish."

by Sofa48 May 11, 2019

Peen Beans

Putting baked beans in your foreskin and having your girlfriend give you a blowie.

"Hey baby, you want some peen beans?"

by Connor2022 October 17, 2020

halloween peen

When you slip your 1-inch wonder inside of a pumpkin hot pocket and then get your girl to clean it up.

I gave her a halloween peen last night...

by peen boi October 30, 2018

Thanos peen

The biggest boner you’ve ever seen

Look at my Thanos peen
OH daddy put in your thanos peen

by ElephantJim September 20, 2019

Jean peen

Taking a picture in a mirror ( mainly in a dressing room or public toilet ) of your penis hanging out of your fly

“He went in to the changing rooms and enjoyed the full length mirrors, so decided to do a ‘ jean peen’ shot to show his partner”

by Jessiexkane February 11, 2020