Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.
by Big J B June 29, 2022
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Hoskara is a big black guy with the most massive cock. He is envied by all his white and black friends and if he had any asian friends, they would kill him. Hoskara has the cutest face and a baby-like smile. He is quite shy so you should feel lucky if he ever chooses to speak to you. He only ever picks out MILFs or blonde Latinas and has a very large friend group consisting of many girls who want to have a chance to hop into bed with him. Hoskara is the kind of guy no one could replace and you should feel special if you ever got to meet one!
Girl 1: OMG!!! Have you felt Hoskara cock??
Girl 2: Gurrrlll it’s amazingggg! But you’re not a blonde so Hoskara will never get with you!
Girl 2: Gurrrlll it’s amazingggg! But you’re not a blonde so Hoskara will never get with you!
by HoskaraLover69 June 7, 2023
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Some MCU fans watching Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
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Ladies don’t be afraid to walk up on the guys
Men don’t be afraid to walk up on the girls
If u see someone you like go talk to them even a simple compliment can get u far.
Ladies don’t be afraid to walk up on the guys
Men don’t be afraid to walk up on the girls
If u see someone you like go talk to them even a simple compliment can get u far.
I’m so excited for Howard rizz day I can’t wait to rizz up a female hopefully she will like me back and I can get her Instagram.
by Josh Widespoon September 7, 2023
Get the HOWARD RIZZ DAY mug.Referring to an exemplary individual. A person who demonstrates model or ideal behavior. Derived from the debut single of American singer-songwriter Montell Jordan; "This is How we do it" and the associated meme of individual "Howie Dewitt".
by anonymous February 2, 2024
Get the Howard mug.The guy who is always helping other people. Whether to share snacks, ponderings, or warm hugs. Hawkar is positive and cool. You know a Hawkar from afar by his larger than life smile. If you get closer be ready for a good conversation and to make a new friend.
by Thecoolestcatacat July 26, 2024
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