Hawkar

The sexiest boyfriend a girl could have. Hes sometimes AWOL but his caring side makes up it. Typically tall and thinks they're extremely funny.

Damn. I miss my Hawkar right now

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Hawkar

The guy who is always helping other people. Whether to share snacks, ponderings, or warm hugs. Hawkar is positive and cool. You know a Hawkar from afar by his larger than life smile. If you get closer be ready for a good conversation and to make a new friend.

Wow that guy has a ton of thoughts to share. He must be a Hawkar.

by Thecoolestcatacat July 26, 2024

Hawksridge

A clean refreshing cheap brand of cider sold at ASDA. Measuring 4.2 on the Richter scale having a couple of these ensures a mad night out with the boys. For best results pop a couple of pills and then smash one of these bad bois down yeh.

GAZZA: Oi Oi Tezza you smashing a couple of hawks tonight lad

TEZZA: Yehhhh kid luve me a good Hawksridge

by Hello56743i May 3, 2018

Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

by Learth April 11, 2019

Hawkaning

When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.

Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020

bone hawker

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.

Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawkers.

by K spesh July 20, 2008

hakkar

Hakkar is a giant serpentine god in the popular videogame World of Warcraft. He is served by a gorup of trolls who live in the Jungle area known as Stranglethorn Vale. A Massive bloodred winged serpent he is very found of human/troll sacrifices and is altogether a nasty customer.

"We Went to ZG the oother day and went all the way through but then we fucking wiped on Hakkar."

"He's a bad motherfucker."

by Jerak May 23, 2006