A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH
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when shitting, this dump is characterized by a large turd, followed by a smaller turd, and just when you think you may have another turd on the way, only a large fart emerges.
Wow, I thought I had a whale family on the way, but it turned out to be merely a father, son, and holy ghost!
by Whooreface killa December 14, 2004
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by Trichizzel September 1, 2003
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"Damn Lenny, you should join our faternity, we are electing a new lunch special supervisor next week."
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Daddy! I'm getting married, can you go?
Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?
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Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?
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by Homie G April 14, 2004
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