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Korn Teen 

The completely understandable reason why the south-east has resisted COVID vaccination.
Hey, y'all hear about this viral pandemic?
Yeah, I think it's a Korn Hole virus.
Oh! Must be why they want us to all stay inside and Korn Teen.
Yup, prolly so. But I ain't doin' neither.
Korn Teen by YAWA July 28, 2021

Tar-o-dusta-teen

The substance found within a customers computer that is created from constant dust and nicotine intake.
The tar-o-dusta-teen in that was caked in your pc caused it to fry. You need a new one.

Billy, if you continue using your computer as an air purifier next to your ashtray, you will kill it with tar-o-dusta-teen
Tar-o-dusta-teen by CR Wade December 17, 2012

Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

A show that Cartoon Network punk'd everyone with by announcing it's cancellation and final episode airdate (August 15) as a joke. They then ran with the joke, saying "The ATHF cancellation continues, with new episodes airing Sundays at midnight." So everyone can calm down now - Shake and the gang are here to stay.
Shut up, he's making pizza.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force by Dan August 23, 2004

Suburban Teen Syndrome 

The delusion of suburban teens that their life is horrible, their parents are evil, they are entitled to everything without any effort or hard work on their part, and that they are bad asses that can "take" anyone.
Suburban Teen Syndrome (STS):

Teen 1:"My parents are like the worst! they took away my iPhone 4 because i sent out like 10,000 texts. Like seriously, it's only 10,000 texts."

Teen 2: "Really? oh-em-gee. It's not like they have any idea what it's like to have that many friends. And seriously, like they can't afford it! Whatevs".

smells like teen spirit 

Nirvana song that symbolizes grunge and, more than any other song, defines 90's music. My personal opinion is that the guitar riff is pretty good, but if you take a look at the lyrics, they are pretty random. The point of the song isn't really the lyrics, though. This is more about the guitars and practicing the style of grunge, which is more apparent in the music video. What it looks like is a stripped-down performance with excited teens in a sweaty gym.
With the lights out/ it's less dangerous/ Here we are now/
Entertain us/ I feel stupid/ and contagious/ Here we are now
Entertain us/ A mulatto/ An albino/ A mosquito/ My Libido/ Yeah

How much more random can you get? Smells Like Teen Spirit isn't really about anything. The title comes (indirectly) from deodorant. Maybe that's what the sweaty fans need when they're jumping around in the poorly ventilated gym. Hey, just a guess.

fourteen-teen 

Schwam.
Doo.
Two and a Heif
Scheven
Schfourteen-teen
fourteen-teen by Mr. Roboto April 1, 2005