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triggerfoot 

Moving your vehicle just a bit forward when stopped at a red light, like as if the light had turned green. The purpose of triggerfooting to see if the stupid people in the car next to you will put their foot on the gas before they look at the light. Ideally, the person who has been triggerfooted will start to go, and then immediately slam their foot on the brakes.
"I'm going to triggerfoot that foo in the red porsche. Watch this".
triggerfoot by theorajones January 14, 2008

Trigger Warning 

Something only whiny SJW pussies who can't face reality use
Like seriously, trigger warnings/words are fucking retarded, just because you saw a post or video that "triggered" you doesn't mean you have to throw a shit-fit. The world doesn't revolve around you and YOUR triggers are YOUR own problems, most people don't give a shit what trivial thing upsets you. If you don't like what you see on the internet then get the fuck off and grow up.

Triggering 

He was really triggering me.
Triggering by BreadBoi72 November 24, 2016

pull the trigger

To bring on or reach the point of no return in a male or female orgasm.
When I fuck Mary, she always gets me to pull the trigger.
pull the trigger by pentozali December 28, 2011

Trigger-licker 

A guy/girl who has such a shitty attitude it's almost like they're committing involuntary suicide. It's as if they're begging or licking a/the trigger to get shot or robbed.

Can also be used:
"licking the trigger"
"triggabite" i.e. is a disease
Peacely McFleekston: Hey man. Chill out. You don't have to be so disrespectful.

Willy G: Fuck you, you clitch having ass marfakka. I dare YOU to try something on ME. That's right cause you's a punk and a pussy.

*Willy G charges after Peacely*

*Willy G gets shot*

Peacely: Trigger-licker picked the wrong peacemaker to mess with!

VTO TRIGGER FINGER 

The act of helplessly taking VTO in the name of our lord and savior Jeff Bezos.
God damn son.. I really just took VTO, I should have worked.. but this VTO trigger finger got me actin up