uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013

dick smudge

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

by Soups October 6, 2016

horsie smorgle

A girl like grandma carol who is always ready to pounce on the next man she sees. She is ugly and horrendous but will never give up on men.

what a horsie smorgle dude.

by poop stain in the house56789 January 27, 2017

Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.

I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.

by Ergodang! April 14, 2017

spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

by Grug101 June 11, 2017

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017