Smurg

The opposite of a smurf. A smurf is someone who is really good at video games but is disguised as someone bad. So, a Smurg is the opposite. Someone who is really bad at a game yet disguised as a pro.

This dude is such a smurg. He is level 1087 and my 6 year old tortoise can 1v1 him.

by KYR0 May 15, 2020

Smurg

When 2 midgets fighting and one accidently gets electrocuted by a busted power cable..

The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.."

The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.." especially if he didn't stand a chance against his fellow fighting midget.

by Samantha3030 December 21, 2007

Smurg

An orange smurf, known to carry extremely heavy weights.

Lee is such a smurg.

by Pibie June 13, 2019

smurg

short midget undergoing retardation guilt

I almost killed a smurg on accident yesterday.

by cara and vanessa May 25, 2006

smurg

suck me up right girl

you betta smurg asap

by tttttt April 3, 2008

Smurg

the best person to ever exist who I very much love and is the most wonderful and most swaggers person ever!! ily<3

person 1 : oh hey it’s smurg

Nile : oh my god ily

by Nile !! :) January 26, 2022

Smurg

Smurg is the word for when someone is super confused on dangerous levels but is too lazy to care

A man is running across the street but I don’t care because I’m too lazy to care. I’m smurg

by Weeb.exe1 June 15, 2022