smurg

short midget undergoing retardation guilt

I almost killed a smurg on accident yesterday.

by cara and vanessa May 25, 2006

smurg

suck me up right girl

you betta smurg asap

by tttttt April 03, 2008

Smurge

When you sing the wrong words to a song or you sing at the wrong time

"Dude you know that's not the actual lyrics right"

"Yeah my b that was a total smurge"

"Yeah you totally smurged it"

by not_a_power_ranger August 07, 2018

Smurgging

Smurgging is where someone is trying to be an emo person

"That guy is smurgging so hard

by Galacticboi2 October 05, 2023

Smurg

Smurg is the word for when someone is super confused on dangerous levels but is too lazy to care

A man is running across the street but I don’t care because I’m too lazy to care. I’m smurg

by Weeb.exe1 June 15, 2022

Smurg

The opposite of a smurf. A smurf is someone who is really good at video games but is disguised as someone bad. So, a Smurg is the opposite. Someone who is really bad at a game yet disguised as a pro.

This dude is such a smurg. He is level 1087 and my 6 year old tortoise can 1v1 him.

by KYR0 May 15, 2020

Smurg

When 2 midgets fighting and one accidently gets electrocuted by a busted power cable..

The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.."

The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.." especially if he didn't stand a chance against his fellow fighting midget.

by Samantha3030 December 21, 2007