smurg

short midget undergoing retardation guilt

I almost killed a smurg on accident yesterday.

by cara and vanessa May 25, 2006

smurg

suck me up right girl

you betta smurg asap

by tttttt April 3, 2008

Smurg

The opposite of a smurf. A smurf is someone who is really good at video games but is disguised as someone bad. So, a Smurg is the opposite. Someone who is really bad at a game yet disguised as a pro.

This dude is such a smurg. He is level 1087 and my 6 year old tortoise can 1v1 him.

by KYR0 May 15, 2020

Smurg

When 2 midgets fighting and one accidently gets electrocuted by a busted power cable..

The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.."

The midget who survives gets to say "Smurg.." especially if he didn't stand a chance against his fellow fighting midget.

by Samantha3030 December 21, 2007

Smurge

When you sing the wrong words to a song or you sing at the wrong time

"Dude you know that's not the actual lyrics right"

"Yeah my b that was a total smurge"

"Yeah you totally smurged it"

by not_a_power_ranger August 7, 2018

Smurg

An orange smurf, known to carry extremely heavy weights.

Lee is such a smurg.

by Pibie June 13, 2019

Smurgging

Smurgging is where someone is trying to be an emo person

"That guy is smurgging so hard

by Galacticboi2 October 5, 2023