max simple

a person who is at the maximum level of simpleness or stupidity

Adam: Dylan, you are max simple

by Boukar February 19, 2011

simpleton

Fictional town of simple minded folk presided over by teh Mayor of Simpleton, teh simplest of them all.

"Arty is the Mayor of Simplton."

by Mayor Art July 1, 2005

Simple Plan

A Band that could care less about all you haters and send thier time writing music or doing what ever else musicains do.

Pierre Bouvier Quote: People that hate our band (Simple Plan), they will never hate enough to make me stop, they don't phase me. I love what I do so much and they will never stop me from doing it. No matter how loud they scream, I will scream louder and I will always be there for the people that love us.

by Emma Gamble January 23, 2008

simple green

when an object of green colour, is inserted into the anus of another male whilst they are bending over a washing machine, in a rather simple way.

tom gave kyle simple green the other night, he told me there are still parts of gherkin in his rectum.

by Punjab Macadangdang July 7, 2008

simple green

when a male uses a green objects (usually a vegetable of some sort) to penetrate and arouse the anus of another, whilst they are bending over a whitegoods product.

he took it to far last night man...he wanted me to put a watermelon in his butt!! talk about simple green!!!

by BettyJones October 6, 2008

Simpleton

simpleton is the ultimate and final form of simp. being a simpleton is accomplishing something that i never thought could be accomplished. this means that you are able to skillfully simp so amazingly that she actually turns into your friend. let’s not be hasty here, originally she dismisses your subtle yet completely obvious forms of compliments. but she overlooks that and becomes one of your closest friends. one of the main examples is sleek veek. he sets the bar for us all. he is truly the master simpleton

*boy and girl walk past*
Boy 1: wait doesn’t he like her?

Boy 2: nah he’s just a simpleton, they’re friends now

by fish bish May 5, 2020

Simple Number

A non-complex number, like a number that doesn't have an i. Is similar to a real number.

When you multiply together complex numbers the answer is a simple number.

by SimpleNumbers July 16, 2013