limping bizkit

when your crush up dried biscuits and roll ur penis in them, then wave it around while listening to "rollin" by the completely unrelated nu metal band, Limp Bizkit

"my dick hurts dude, i did so many limping bizkits last night.

by crackwhorebethany April 26, 2025

limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.

me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 27, 2022

Briers' Limp

Feigning an injury whilst losing at a sports game, as popularized by the pre-Tony Smith era Warrington Rugby League half-back Lee Briers.

Wire were losing away at Wakefield, so Lee reverted to the Briers' limp.

by asdasdasdasdbadbad July 2, 2011

LIMP DICK

nathan jackson

nathan jackson is a limp dick

by Queenofthebawses November 6, 2018

pimp ta limp

The result of a very smooth individual having sexual intercourse with so many women that he can no longer sprout an erection.

Jake: "Man last night I went from pimp ta limp. Megan fox herself couldn't give me a stiffy at this point."

by Jakethebarbarian June 16, 2011

limp dickish

When you're high and your whole body feels flaccid, like you just can't get there.

After smoking that blunt I feel extremely "limp dickish" right now.

by ThatsJustDandi September 27, 2020

Limp Bizkit

A much mocked and maligned Nu Metal band whose actual music is much better than most ignorant and elitist people think. Most Limp Bizkit haters are bandwagoners with an inferiority complex who just like to mock the band, in particular frontman Fred Durst. People who are willing to listen to their first few albums with an open mind will find they are full of monster riffs, infectious grooves and sometimes just brute force aggression. Wes Borland is one of the most underrated guitarists of all time. As a live band they are frequently electrifying too.

Most people don't realize that Fred Durst is actually provocatively trolling people with the bands ridiculous name, image and his douchebag behaviour. Fred Durst outside his Limp Bizkit persona is a pretty chill, friendly and ordinary guy.

Me: Have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: Lol, Limp Bizkit???? They suck!!
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: I've heard Behind Blue Eyes and Rollin'. Limp Bizkit suck!!!! Fred Durst is such a douche.
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: No, and I'm not going to!
Me: (rolls eyes)

by Celephais7 October 27, 2021