hosebag 

A certain woman in her middle 40's
Single
Has a child (to use as a weapon)
No friends
Selfish
Crazy
Whore
Drunk

Sandra LaRoque is such a hosebag!!!!!

hosebag by On the receiving end May 15, 2009

hosebeast 

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

hosebeast by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)

"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."

Hosenscheisser by Nicholas December 21, 2002

hosed down 

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.

Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?

hosed down by Telephony November 28, 2011

hosehead 

The name of Bob and Doug's dog. See hoser, SCTV or Great White North for further details.

Bob: "Dad, Doug gave Hosehead your beer!"

Doug: "nu-uh!"

hosehead by Succubus February 6, 2005

hi hosey 

Boston slang for "I call" or "I lay claim to." For example, "Hi hosey the front seat!" is the same thing as "Shotgun!" or "Shotty!"

Hi hosey your little sister's virginity!

hi hosey by Nicholas D September 22, 2006

Hosea 

A sweet, smart, considerate, handsome person. Someone who makes people laugh. Smile is adorable. When he smiles it makes you smile. Makes people feel comfortable. A very enjoyable person. Has beautiful long eye lashes and gorgeous brown skin. Intriguing brown eyes. Very clean. He loves shoes. Favorite color is red. He doesn't like t.v. Thinks about others and speaks intelligently and sweetly. The best you'll ever have. Someone who is very smart and good at math. Lovable, and hard to forget or let go.

Person 1: I love being around Hosea, he's so sweet.

Person 2: And he's really funny.!!

Hosea by D!@/@ April 10, 2010