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lala: “when you come across a car obsessed, quirky, bi, alt girl(she’s the most performative female you’ve ever met and just likes male attention”
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laney: “wait. you??”
lala: “girl get out of my comments not knowing how to spell😂😂”
laney: “i can’t believe ur actually that slow that’s insane LMAO”
lala: “hose made”
by taco blanket with cheese August 10, 2025
mugGet the hose mademug.

Wankin' The Hose

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.
Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!
by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025
mugGet the Wankin' The Hosemug.

cum hose

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.
by woordhack January 7, 2025
mugGet the cum hosemug.

Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
mugGet the Garden hosemug.

hershey hose

"With no money and no phone, Claude was screwed up the hershey hose with no where to go."
by Jean-Claude December 24, 2009
mugGet the hershey hosemug.

Hose Slap

Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates
"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"
by Kegs47 August 24, 2016
mugGet the Hose Slapmug.

hose bed

Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.

Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.
Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.
by BurningMedic August 21, 2020
mugGet the hose bedmug.

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