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Get the Eva mug.Eva is an person that is genuinely smelly,others like to explain eva as slow due to there long process of understanding certain things.
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by Miya Reilly July 21, 2021
Get the Eva mug.the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
by RandomRooster September 26, 2021
Get the Eva mug.the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
by RandomRooster September 26, 2021
Get the Eva mug.eva is too nice takes jokes personally and is really ugly if u saw her tiktok in the shower u would understand why im traumatized
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