When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.
by Andrew Neil November 15, 2018
Get the The blind Dale Earnhardt mug.The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.
I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind
M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.
Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!
Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.
M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.
Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!
Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.
by Epocseer April 7, 2019
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A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.
Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
by word genie February 20, 2005
Get the shit or go blind mug.Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.
After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,
"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"
If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"
If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
by akaracquel March 4, 2013
Get the domestic blindness mug.When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).
Originated in Australia
Originated in Australia
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