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The blind Dale Earnhardt

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.
Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.
by Andrew Neil November 15, 2018
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Dick-Blind

The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.
I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind

M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.

Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!

Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.
by Epocseer April 7, 2019
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Blind

so what up homie, you blind?
by Hipityhopitymtea May 24, 2003
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shit or go blind

A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.
Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
by word genie February 20, 2005
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domestic blindness

Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.
After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,

"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"

If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
by akaracquel March 4, 2013
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Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia
"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
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frog in a blender

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!
by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006
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