17 definitions by RyanSmith

Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia
"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."
by RyanSmith February 1, 2009
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Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia
"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."
by RyanSmith February 1, 2009
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ballarat

when i woke up this morning i had a ballarat that hard that you could crush flee's on it
by RyanSmith August 9, 2010
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scaling the mullet

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet
by RyanSmith May 8, 2011
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crash the milk truck

when one masturbates and blows a load
man i just crash the milk truck
by RyanSmith December 25, 2009
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three bags full

a "three bags full" is the australian rhyming slang for a pull ie. masturbation. can also be shortened to "three bags"
joe: did you get any snatch last night?
peter: no she was flying the japanese flag so i had to have a three bags full!
by RyanSmith August 7, 2010
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Morton

"She grabbed me on the morton"
by RyanSmith February 1, 2009
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