marks.flat.af.head 

He is literally the coolest and swaggiest kpop stan. Like can you imagine not being moots with him. Anyone would give their souls to him but don’t even dare to steal him from his best friend okijaemin or she’ll 🔫 you

- have you heard marks.flat.af.head posted a new video?
- for real? I’m so excited he always post cool stuff like-
-ikr I would wanna marry him
-same

marks.flat.af.head by okijaemin July 16, 2021

Flikker van de trap af 

A very popular but short poem in dutch. It means: "I love you." You can kinda compare it to "The moon is beautiful, isn't it?"

Emma: "Jan, flikker van de trap af🥺."
Jan: "Awh, i love you too Emma"

:D

Flikker van de trap af by Whoreforalexturner August 10, 2021

u yung af 

The only proper way to greet somebody born in the 21st century.

Zoomer: "I was born in 2001."
Normal-aged person: "u yung af."

u yung af by RoundenBrown September 4, 2021

blonks_are_toxic_af 

Makes amazing posts about BTS and speaks up and spits truth

Blonks_are_toxic_af is a amazing one

blonks_are_toxic_af by Nafiza December 21, 2021

im high af 

me rn.
im high af.

*also see:
- im baked
- im stoned
- im tripping
- im tweaking

me: i can feel wet bones inside my forearms. im probably high af.
(i smoked multiple joints)
"im high af" meaning i feel wasted

im high af by nateeee420 November 11, 2022

out of town af 

When you are out of town, and in that moment you don't even know when you will be back or what it will take

hey shubhi, im out of town af and i have called it quits on planning my life

out of town af by streetwordsdeva July 25, 2025

affair excuses 

What you tell the wife when you are with your whore

- playing golf

- going for a long walk with the dogs

- at a business meeting

- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)

- working late

- meeting some old boys in London

Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend

Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses

affair excuses by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017