Seguin

A small town in central Texas with an economy based on crappy service jobs and bogus fines. It's only redeeming feature is its proximity to Austin and San Antonio. Doug Sahm, the best musician ever (Sir Douglas Quintet, Texas Tornados) wrote an Epic Awesome Sauce song about Seguin in the 60's but the local yahoos ignored it because it has weed in it, so now Seguin's only claim to fame is the big cement nut downtown. They call it "The World's Largest Pecan" and a number of residents believe it's real.

Hey, have you heard the new (insert band name here) album?" "Naw, man, I live in Seguin, I have to wait for it to come in the mail.

by Anna Mae Bollocks July 17, 2011

Selfism

Created by philsopher Gelb, this philosophy consists of the literal belief in ones self. Selfists do not believe in a god, but believe that each person is their own god. Selfism practices toleration of others. This is because if each person believes in themselves, people should celebrate their beliefs because it is a part of them. And they are a god (BUT they are not your god.) Selfists are the most amazing, positive, and confident people you will ever meet. Hands down.

Person 1: "Oh wow that person's so cool and confident and amazing. I wish I was him."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's because he's a selfist."

Person 1: "Selfism seems totally awesome and open minded. This is probably the best idea I've ever heard of."
Person 2: "Omg I know right?!?!!"

by KattyGee June 18, 2011

Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014

selfiegenic

A person who takes an inordinate amount of misleadingly attractive selfies; or one who thinks their selfies "came out great!" regardless of whether the pics they've taken of themselves actually look good.

I'm so tired of having to look at Pamela's effing selfies. She needs to stop. That chick thinks she's so selfiegenic. Fail.

by Duval Stebo October 30, 2013

Selfishry

behaviour of some non city folk when in a metropolitan environment

she sat in the aisle seat when the window space next to her was vacant; the train carriage was filling up. I had never witnessed such selfishry.

by Henry Sappy March 6, 2007

selfishlation

Laws made by members of a government for reasons of profiting the lawyers who made the bill. Selfish bills, selfish laws, anything that makes money for lawyers and headaches for everybody else.

"A horrifying percentage of legislation being passed in Washington today directly profit lawyers. This selfishlation is not for the democratic majority"

by Brenna Urban May 10, 2007

selfiesta

When a group of friends pose close together for a "selfie".

Richard was having so much fun drinking and partying with his three best friends, he had them all pose with him for a selfiesta photo.

by CalmDragon May 17, 2014