A small town in central Texas with an economy based on crappy service jobs and bogus fines. It's only redeeming feature is its proximity to Austin
and San Antonio
. Doug Sahm, the best musician ever (Sir Douglas Quintet, Texas Tornados) wrote an Epic Awesome Sauce
song about Seguin in the 60's but the local yahoo
s ignored it because it has weed
in it, so now Seguin's only claim to fame is the big cement nut
downtown. They call it "The World's Largest Pecan" and a number of residents believe it's real.
Hey, have you heard the new (insert band name here) album?" "Naw, man, I live in Seguin, I have to wait for it to come in the mail.