mendo

tottaly hot drummer from general conspiracy, total sex on legs.

mendo is so fine, i just want a piece of that ass, he is so hot.

by some hot babe July 16, 2006

Mando Minute

A unit of time used by dingos who have a less than satisfactory sense of time. A mando minute is approximately equal to 1.69 regular minutes and is divided up in 48 mando seconds. Each mando second is approximately equal to 1.352 seconds.

"I'll be back in 30 to 40 minutes." Arrives 60 minutes later. This is approximately equal to 35 1/2 units of "Mando Minute"

by Elisu September 24, 2015

Mondo

The nickname given to a fat moustachioed step-farther

Look Nick mondos home

by Barry Pap April 29, 2003

mandos

online retailers that rip you off through shipping fees

I'm sick of being ripped off by mandos that promise a good deal, but end up charging an arm and a leg to ship stuff!

by dhobess January 28, 2011

mondo

emo bitch. derived when david described brandon L.'s bitchass "vintage" backpack as mondo cuz it looked so cheap and shitty and we were all laughing at him so hard that he couldnt think up of a more fitting word. so we ended up associating mondo with emo bitch, or basically anything emo after people were labeling him as an emo bitch. good times in hawaii.

Eric: oh wtf brandon L has reached a new level of bitch hahaha
Brandon C: hahaha he looks like a fuckin leprachaun by the way hes gimping and walkin fast
Bryant: hahahah look at what hes wearing...its all tight on that fat fuck. and what the fuck is up with his hair who dies it black and put red highlights. and with the tight clothes and lip ring, he just looks like a dike with his hairstyle.
David: hahaha that backpack is like...like...so mondo...hahaha
Eric/Brandon C/Bryant: wtf is mondo..
Tourist Teenagers from hawaii: look at the emo bitch..
Eric: EMO BITCH AHAHAHAHA that nigga's so fuckin mondo
band people: hahahahahaha

by ezy March 30, 2005

ryan mundorff

Everything is perfect he is better thsn that caden kid at fortnite overwatch and minecraft also he is not gay

ryan mundorff is not gay

by that guy from china October 30, 2019

ryan mundorff

perfect nit gay better than caden at overwacth thats his name rite

ryan mundorff is not gay, I think ?

by that guy from china October 30, 2019