lombie

learner zombie
people who arent zombies yet
but are on their way there
often referred to as being a zombie on learner's permit

"hey look it's a zombie on learner's permit"
"damn lombies"

by stevensomething September 6, 2008

LOMOS

short for Lack Of Making Out Son
it is one of the deadliest diseases known to man!
its symptoms are coughing alot haha.
once diagnosed you have about a week before it kicks in and you die.
the only known cure is to make out with a guy..
yeah
:

cool kid: whitney! i think you have LOMOS!
whitney: omg what do i do?!!
cool kid: quick i know a cure!
**start making out**

by boobs r fun May 30, 2008

lomo

Anything that does not behave correctly or breaks easily.
A person can be defined as a lomo when they do stupid things or make stupid decisions.

When a person buys a printer that costs to much and uses old technology they are being a lomo.

by TiburonGuy August 24, 2007

lombardi helicopter chop

When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter, and smack an innocent bystander in the forehead with it.

Vidal was lombardi helicopter chopping all over the party, watch out for a black eye!

by Mellie B. October 2, 2007

Lomax

He who is whipped.

Rebecca - Go get my laundry Lomax

Lomax - "Goes to get laundry"

Sode- Whipped like Toby

by Reprepa August 2, 2009

Loml

Lots of motherfucking love

Loml babe

by Fij23 May 31, 2018

Guy Lombardo

Famous ultra-easy listening "big band"started circa 1925 Royal Canadians who lasted from the twenties to the seventies when the leader died in 1977, then revived in the 1980s. Often and unsurprisingly, given the changing tastes over the century and plus, if remembered at all today, maligned as horrid by usually the clueless critics who don't know how much people needed a laid back mellow dance. Understandable opinion, though, since the band reflected as they called themselves, "The sweetest music this side of heaven" and should posthumously remain THE symbol New Year's Eve.Because of the uber-old-fashioned and "conservative" sound, rooted in their 1920s beginnings, they were often either overlooked or ignored and thus erased from post-1940s write-ups by many critics, thus still later largely forgotten by susbsquent generations, yet his "Royal Canadians" dance orchestra included many jazz stars.Guy died 11/05/77.PS UNLIKE Justin Bieber, another performer who is hopelessly corny and attacked, Guy Lombardo 1902-1977 had amazing talent & know how, even though supplanted in post-1940s eras.

A: "Canada...hmm..Canada..Celebs from there: Michael J.Fox, John Candy, Jim Carrey, Sarah MacLachlan, the Degrassi High kids and franchise, Eugene Levy's wacky Second City Troupe, John Kricfalusi and his nutty mind"
..
B: "Guy Lombardo...that big band who did New year's and kept the New York stage warm until 1972 when Dick Clark took over, and died a few months after Elvis did."

A: not understanding "Oh yeah. the guy who was known as Glenn Miller and Lawrence Welk, right".

Self-confessed music nerd:"Some of my favorite stars would get my friends laughing at me: Debbie Gibson, Amanda Bynes, Pat Boone, Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians."

Guy Lombardo is the music your great grandmother listned to, so it's unhip to admit you're a fan of it..

What actually happened in "Real Gone Woody", a 1954 Woody Woodpecker cartoon: A square shaped disc by Guy Lo,bardo

by ESSJAY January 27, 2011