A REALLY big, hard, possibly bum-tearing poop. The kind where you have more blood than poop on the tp for the first wipes.
A huge shit in both girth and length.
A huge shit in both girth and length.
If you're not sure whether its a Lomax then ask yourself:
Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax
Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax
Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax
Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax
Does it break the surface of the water and disappear into the bottom of the bowl like some kind of brown iceberg? -Lomax
Are you bleeding prison style? -Lomax
Is it too wide to fit down the bowl? -Lomax
Are you screaming while pooing? -Lomax
by spronez March 19, 2011
An example of lomax is Kevin or more colloquially known as the 'mev'. He is the greatest troll to have ever existed.
by Mevgabu October 24, 2011
by Reprepa August 03, 2009
To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)
After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.
by Erroneous January 19, 2008
by Lomax Victim January 18, 2005
by oliver quale October 03, 2020