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Earned my Hamm's

Earning what you have, or implying that you have earned something through what you have endured. Hamm's is a blue collar beer so the saying alludes to coming home to a cold brew after a hard day's work.
"Being a self made man, I've earned my Hamm's." or "I really earned my Hamm's working the help desk at the pro hate speech rally."
by the_steev July 27, 2015
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hammock

A sanitary towel of the super-size variety. Will soak up the contents of a boating lake.
The dirty bitch blocked up the shitter with a fucking hammock
by RockMink November 10, 2004
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Hammosutra

A guy that uses his terms of enderment to the opposite sex . One who feels sexualy excited for the oposite sex and wants to show his exotic spiritual sutra mating techniques to the one he has his eye on.
"Hey ya, how's it going ? I'd love to show you my HAMMOSUTRA! "

" Bring it on HAMMOSUTRA is out tonight! "

"Nobody puts the Hammosutra in the corner!"

"That HAMMOSUTRA has got good form aye !"
by IslandGirl78 October 13, 2011
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sticky bamboo hammock

Similar to a bannanna hammock, except the bannanna is in fact the bamboo, and you can see cum spots through the material of said hammock.
Check out that bloaks sticky bamboo hammock, you can quite litterally see the goo on the bamboo
by sirpenisoftesticleess January 27, 2009
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Hambone

Hambone is the term for getting/being extremely intoxicated... wasted.. ect. hammered
Mike: Hey tom what are you doing toinght?
Tom: Not shit man... gettin' hambone

Man last night i was fuckin HAMBONED
by killamilla January 25, 2010
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Banana Hammock

A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.
Bro, sweet game last night!

Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!
by Douglass Banana Team December 12, 2009
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hammock snake

The erect human penis, usually in a sea-going, shortage of females. situation.
Bill's got his cabin door locked, must be chasing the hammock snake again."
by mayor of newark September 8, 2008
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