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A Nico-kun. Has glasses and is skinny. He likes warframe. He's smart but likes weird memes. You all need a Nico-kun in your life. He's also a tsundere and a hacker. He likes meaty whacks (*both chuckles*). Oh, and he plays bassclarinet but he hates the real clarinet. A Hammons also refuses to watch anime, however, he watches some secretly, such as Love Live! and Sword Art Online. Additionally, a Hammons enjoys watching weird movies like the Emoji Movie, Bee Movie, and Zootopia. He goes to the raddest school ever, Redondo Union High with his bestest friends Leyna and Zach and Cole and Ryder and other people. He also has a good friend named Dylan but we all call him Wally. Overall, Nico-kun is an intelligent otaku who can speak espanol and ingles and a bit of german. He is an AP Euro fanatic who strives for a 99%. You're life is complete after you meet a hammons named Nico-kun.
If you're a Nico-kun, then you're a hammons.
I wish I had a hammons in my life.
by Potabrolord March 3, 2018
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Richard Hammond

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.
Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.
by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018
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Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond, verb, to massively crash
I got my first car, hope I don't pull a Richard Hammond
by Nabroleon April 14, 2017
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hammonds plains

the country side of halifax, where babys become men by learning how to ride dirt bikes and four wheelers at the young age of fetus, and a couple years down the road they become potheads and alcoholics. like a dude wearing black airforces, these people are no-one to piss off as you'll probably get your ass kicked.
dont fuck with him man, he's from hammonds plains
by fuckingmint69 August 28, 2019
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richard hammond

The short guy on BBC Top Gear who is most famous for nearly killing himself by crashing a 300mph jet car in 2006, the latest in several "life threatening" situations he has been put in - including being struck by lightning and "drowned" in a car.

The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"

Is commonly known as "Hamster"

Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damage by playing with Lego

Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"
Richard Hammond's quotes

"I have not had my teeth done"

"I am a Driving God!"
by RayzorSharp November 5, 2007
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Albert Hammond Jr.

Albert Hammond Jr is one of the two guitarists of the Strokes, basically the best band on earth. he plays a fender stratocaster and dresses in a fine suit most of time, and when not in a suit, he is still dressed very nicely. he and the rest of the Strokes, Nikolai Fraiture, Nick Valensi, Fab Moretti, and Julian Casablancas, rule the world. Albert has a gigantic afro now and he is an amazing showman on stage. Always looks like he is high, too. He poses as it it most pictures
by Rhodesie June 29, 2006
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HAMMOND!

Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.
by HAMMONDYOUBLOODYIDIOT October 17, 2019
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