Seismic engineer

A Person who doesn't know the meaning of common sense or logic, they think are better than their co-workers, usually they have stupid ideas and they can bring a whole Seismic company to Bankruptcy.

Well That is a stupid idea. Yes he is a Seismic engineer

by Seismic_leaks May 21, 2015

Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.

Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."

by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021

engineers induction

Engineers induction is assuming a statement is always true once it is true on a few small cases

Alice: 3, 5, and 7 are prime, so all odd numbers must be prime by engineers induction

by etr217 January 30, 2022

ragdoll engine

1. A place where slender and cnp mostly hangout

2. One of the game that they know pacifically slenders and CnP

Bro slender and CnP only know 3 game
1. mm2
2. da hood

3. ragdoll engine

by Kumala kumala October 18, 2022

Unreal Engine

Known as UE, Unreal Engine is an Engine known to make high quality games such as Mortal Kombat 11, Poppy Playtime, Garten of Banban, etc. This Engine is available in the 5th version as this definition is being written. It's one of the concurrents of Unity, Godot, and Game Maker Studio

Person 1: Unreal Engine is better than Godot, do you agree?

Person 2: I prefer Godot, but Unreal Engine isn't bad.

by SlammerGaming0 November 9, 2023

engine oil

Stuff that isnt meant to be drank

I accidently drank engine oil

by EthanKharns May 16, 2015

Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.

Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."

by BinMucker February 4, 2014