doober

1: a stupid fat person that needs his ass kicked because he is a jackass and get away with it but you cant get away with shit
2: a retard

chris is a DOOBER!
the person reading this is probibly a doober!

by smellingblood March 4, 2005

dooker

A daytime hooker.

"Yo Pacco, isn't that the dooker you picked up yesterday at lunch?"

by neak October 18, 2008

doober

Combination of Dork and Goober

You are such a doober...I can't believe you left your camera at the pool! It's about to rain!

by Carly Julia September 29, 2008

head dooer

this is refering to someone who does heads ie makes your head hurt so much from trying to understand how their brain functions.

guy 1 : what the sum of 5 and 2

guy 2: your a head dooer,

guy1 : whats that

guy 2 : you do heads

by fitzy123321 August 26, 2011

Doozer

A Doozer is a cross between a dork and a looser. This word started from two teenage girls messing with words, and now their entire school says it. Though it should be spelled Dooser, since it is a slang term it's not.

"Renee you are such a doozer!"

by Nicoleycrap August 19, 2006

dooler dinkle

noun meaning a small boys penis.

Boy, quit playin with your dooler dinkle!

by Zeke October 21, 2004

doober

A piece of solid animal waste. poop,scat,excriment.

Dave: Dude, check out that doober!

Steve: Oh man. That is definately a human doober.

by dooberman September 24, 2008