When your sexual partner is tied up or handcuffed to the bed. When its dark slowly place your butthole over his/her face and let out a load. Force it down their thoats.
Tom: Woah, Mike.. im really sorry your wife died yesturday, perhaps you'd like to come to my basement. i live alone.
Mike: No thanks, im okay, i actually killed my wife when i pulled a "Dark Choke." The last words she mumbled were, "What the fuck did you eat Mike, it's very fruity."
Tom: Do the cops know this story?
Mike: Me either
Mike: No thanks, im okay, i actually killed my wife when i pulled a "Dark Choke." The last words she mumbled were, "What the fuck did you eat Mike, it's very fruity."
Tom: Do the cops know this story?
Mike: Me either
by MagicMailman December 20, 2008
Get the dark chokemug. by Katsu Chicken 🤍 September 10, 2022
Get the Choking kinkmug. by B. Will-O November 10, 2004
Get the Eli Chokemug. The act of letting a woman tell you how much alcohol you can drink in any given night or when a guy lets his woman tell him when it's time for bed or when to be home at night!
by Marc Brown November 11, 2004
Get the eli chokemug. The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.
I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.
by drix September 8, 2006
Get the Trumpet Chokemug. 1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.
by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009
Get the Choking Cheneymug. DSM-IV
1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.
2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.
3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.
2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.
3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
by The Fig December 8, 2011
Get the Strangle-chokemug.