Doesn't have a good poker face.
I can tell when he's lying.
When he gets really really pissed and red faced and shakes his finger THAT's when he is lying.
I can tell when he's lying.
When he gets really really pissed and red faced and shakes his finger THAT's when he is lying.
by i pooped in your shoe September 22, 2006
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A do-nothing president who is conferred God-like status for liberals. See also John F. Kennedy. Like Kennedy, often credited with accomplishments he actually didn't have. For instance, "Under Clinton we never had any terrorist attacks" (see USS Cole, African Embassy Bombings and Oklahoma Federal Building); "Under Clinton, we never had any wars" (see Bosnia, Yugoslavia, Kosova, Serbia, Iraq, Somalia and Rwanda - all of which except Iraq were civil wars and conflicts that had NO affect on American national security); "The economy is worse now than it was when Clinton was in office/ Clinton made the economy better" (the president does not have the power to "make" an economy better - that is achieved mostly through lending and monetary policy set by the Federal Reserve, which is not subject to Presidential authority. This is still a relatively free-market economy, and one man is not capable of affecting it drastically one way or another); "Clinton spent more money on education" (George W. Bush has spent more on education, especially with the passage of No Child Left Behind, a horribly bloated piece of over-spending crap legislation in its own right); "Clinton spent more money on welfare and minorities" (Clinton cut welfare to minorities and poor people for the first time since the Johnson administration - it is the only redeeming quality he has in the eyes of politically conservative Americans). When one pulls ones head out of ones ass and examines what the hell Clinton actually DID do while he was in office, one draws a less glamorous and more realistic picture of the man as a President. Also known for receiving oral sex from a 20 year old White House intern, lying about it to Congress and being the only president to be impeached and not removed from office. Among his other accomplishments are taking more overseas trips on taxpayer funds than any other President in history, hiking taxes, reducing defense spending, over-regulating the CIA, NSA, FBI and other security organizations, making them less effective at their jobs and unable to effectively coordinate, smiling, and making eloquent, yet completely meaningless and useless political speeches. Was previously the governor of one of America's most impoverished and redneck states, yet is inexplicably not thought of as a redneck or an uneducated hillbilly like his successor.
Liberal: Bill Clinton saved America from famine, flood, economic disaster, herpes, AIDS, poverty, hurricanes, pollution, racism, premature ejaculation, debt, theft and cancer.
Conservative: Clinton didn't do any of that.
Liberal: NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
Conservative: What? What are you talking about?
Liberal: Don't be a racist!
Conservative: <blink>
Conservative: Clinton didn't do any of that.
Liberal: NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
Conservative: What? What are you talking about?
Liberal: Don't be a racist!
Conservative: <blink>
by John Fruggenhaggen August 19, 2007
Get the Bill Clinton mug.a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.
" steven, you know that sexual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "
by suckmyfingers69 January 31, 2009
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Bill Clinton was a Unique President...in many ways....so his legacy follows.
Definition:
To deliberately attempt to obfuscate or muddy the waters regarding an affirmation that is in essence arbitrary in nature.
Bill Clinton was a Unique President...in many ways....so his legacy follows.
Definition:
To deliberately attempt to obfuscate or muddy the waters regarding an affirmation that is in essence arbitrary in nature.
You are a LIAR!
Define 'lie'?
Do not Clintonize the matter! (Lying is for the most part an arbitrary action: you lied or you did not lie)
Define 'lie'?
Do not Clintonize the matter! (Lying is for the most part an arbitrary action: you lied or you did not lie)
by IronBrand April 4, 2005
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rich guy: Hillary clinton is a cunt. fat, lazy bitch: fuck off! without her i might have to get a job and be useful.
by tttttttttttt May 15, 2008
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"Dude, I went down on this chick last night only to dicsover that she has a cling. For whatever reason, I did not get anal last night. I'm confused."
by joneil01 May 27, 2009
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