Ouija board

Yeah it'll definately invite evil spirits into your home like in the Exorcist or The Evil Dead.

I really wouldn't play it if I were you.Ouija boards are creepy.

by life is disturbing September 25, 2005

Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Bitarded

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man

Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded

by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009

boarding school rations

Tiny helpings of food, or revolting quality food. Self-explanatory.

The plaice was three inches long and had a maggot in it. Why are we reduced to these boarding school rations?

by Fearman August 7, 2007

bogardin'

to hog (something shared) to onesself; used mainly when smoking illegal substances, i.e. marijana

"Hey man, quit bogardin'!"

by JohnMcD November 13, 2005

Board

A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.

Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.

by DamnDude May 31, 2018

board with warts

A flat chested woman.

She's nothing but a board with warts.

by Gunner H August 23, 2006