Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 02, 2004

batard

French word for a type of bread (shorter and wider than a baguette)

batard, baguette ou flute?

by Wist April 18, 2005

batarded

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

batard

A bat without a father.

That bat lives alone with his slutty mom. He is a batard.

by BrianBrian November 10, 2008

batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batard

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!

by L33t Batard July 04, 2003

batard

the quite finished word of bastard

you batard!i mean bastard!

by emma and mike May 02, 2004