beer bandit

At a bar when the waiter/waitress takes your beer/drink before you have completely finished it. Usually happening while you are outside smoking.

Guy: Hey! That beer bandit took my drink, I still had a few sips left!

by Shann481 March 11, 2007

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beer muscles

when u drink a lot of beer and get hammered. then think that your the toughest guy ever and try to fight everyone

your drunk! ya but i have beer muscles!

by miketrudat June 1, 2010

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One who gets overly emotional and overrun with feelings of love when drunk.
This person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have "friends like you."

Beer Queer: I am -so- thankful to have you guys in my life *sob* you are -always- there for me when I need you.
I love you guys so, so, so much! *sob.
Friend: Dude. Get away from me. Stop being such a beer queer.

by Sainrawr November 11, 2007

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beer-a-rrhea

A diarrhea beer shit. It sometimes smells like bilious vomit.

I thought she was attractive until I caught a breeze of her decrepit old-man-smelling bilious beer-a-rrhea.

by Lefugue August 13, 2009

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Beer Zombie

Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.

Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*

by Splek January 1, 2009

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