Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 06, 2021

Alaskan Nut Tug

An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.

Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."

by Bill cosbo October 07, 2021

teddy bear tug

When your girl gives you a hug from behind , and gives you a (handy j)

Bro , my girl gave me a teddy bear tug last night , pretty sick

by Jsemq August 06, 2019

Tug boat mafia

A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.

His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia

by Sweet Butterscotch June 23, 2016

tugging on my ovaries

The large temptation a woman gets to have adopt or steal a baby when they see a adorable child

That child’s sooo cute their tugging on my ovaries.

by Wiseteria December 01, 2018

Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.

Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.

by Gaysofthunder69 February 11, 2020

Tug a sad rope

Masturbating during or after a terrible tragedy or minor inconvenience to alleviate stress.

I was fired from my job today, I'm gonna go "Tug a sad rope " and take a nap.

by Grit Sharpenson September 06, 2017