gusset tug 

to masturbate with a pair of pants on your head

Where you been having a gusset tug

gusset tug by Nashy Big P September 11, 2020

Upton Tug Boat 

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

Upton Tug Boat by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Rough Tug

A rough tug is when something makes you so mad you aggressively tug at your private parts. (Climaxing is optional)

“Bro my mom made me so mad that I sat in the corner of my room and gave myself a rough tug until I started to bleed”

Rough Tug by anonymous April 2, 2021

Friar Tug

When you give your homie a handjob after dipping your hand in a fryer, dressed as Friar Tuck

I gave my handless homie a Friar Tug last night. Hands a lil sore, but he screamed to the heavens!

Friar Tug by Skrapy8 October 2, 2021

liner and tug 

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

liner and tug by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

tuck'n tug 

An ancient form of concealing during self masturbation in which the masturbatour turns his or her back towards the unwanted on-looker then pulls the covers over himself. He or she then begins to wail away using stealth and muffled grunts into the pillow until he or she is satisfied. often times during this ancient ritual the victim I.e. roommate, brother, girlfriend, or any other onlooker will become emensly disgusted and leave the general area. It is a terrible thing to witness a tuck'n tug and we suggest that one recieves serious mental therapy after a witnessed incodent.

My roommate was really horny and thought it was a good idea to do a tuck'n tug while i was in the room... I knew what he was really doing then proceeded to throw up!

tuck'n tug by Jarome Delefuante November 4, 2007

Jump start the Tug Boat 

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.

I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat

Jump start the Tug Boat by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017