kill the sound man 

Something you say when you're watching a horribly-mixed movie or YouTube video, where the music and/or ambient noises are so loud & oppressive that they drown out any semblance of dialogue. Frequently results in frustration, rewinding, missing the plot, and divorce.

***Interstellar, any scene***

Background: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: dae fu---n t----ract! where is the time hole?! *inaudiable dialogue, woman screaming into a helmet*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: On my m---, 3, 2, 1! ---- ------ -------- -- ----- cost us -- -ears! --- - ----- slick! *toaster gets sent into the sun*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 13* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: What the fuck is going on?

Me: Kill the sound man

kill the sound man by benitzamane December 28, 2021

The Little Man in the Boat 

An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.

Oh yeah, I had a visit last night from the Little Man in the Boat, and he was HUNGRY!

The Little Man in the Boat by Gojai August 30, 2017

The Nani Man 

The man who loves the indian punani (a rather smelly, hairy from her belly button to her ass crack indian vagina).

I swear bro, Walters is The Nani Man, he has the biggest indian fetish in the world and can't get enough of the punani.

The Nani Man by KevyTBiz February 28, 2011

The Pizza Man 

"The Pizza Man" is a scene from the popular television show Supernatural. In the scene, Castiel is watching the TV while Sam and Dean are researching. He then says "It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, then why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?", as he had been watching porn.

Castiel: *Kisses Meg*
Meg: Where did that come from?
Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

The Pizza Man by DestielLover4Life June 28, 2019

The He-Man 

While fucking your ho in any position, a few seconds before you inject the malt, you grab her head and scream "By the power of Grey Skull!" Then as you are filling her up you yell "I HAVE THE POWER!"

Use your head

The He-Man by JohnnyRocket May 12, 2003

The Shrimp Man 

Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.

The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.

The Shrimp Man by ATSW November 2, 2009

The Muffin Man 

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

The Muffin Man by Stinky July 19, 2003