31 definitions by Gojai

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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Re-gurge (or Regurge) defines a drug product that has been broken down, laden with cut, and then re-pressed in the effort to sell it as solid and pure. Refers mostly to Cocaine, which when pure is normally large solid and flakey chunks of various sizes and shapes. By -re-pressing the weakened product it is possible to deceive some clients into thinking the dope is still uncut and in original condition, as the chunks have a general appearance similar to pure coke, untouched by the dreaded cut monster. The seasoned dope fiend knows very quickly whether the dope is original press, or re-gurge, by a close examination to reveal the texture of the pressed product, and other trade secrets I will not share here. Caveat Emptor.
Damn! Charlie said to come over quick, as he just scored a kilo of pure, but when I got there it was obviously re-gurge.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
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Having sex in the dark, using the senses of touch, hearing and smell to increase arousal
by Gojai August 23, 2017
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An actual type or brand of LSD. Used widely at Woodstock, there was more than a few types of Acid present, at one batch was quickly identified as chemically dangerous, and warnings issued over the sound system against its use. Other monikers of the era included Purple Haze, Orange Sunshine and Clear Light. Groovy, man. Peace. This type of acid appeared before the advent of the fabulous band of that era with the same name: Blue Cheer. Coincidence? Not a chance.
Right on, we're headed to Yasgar's farm to Woodstock, with 1000's of hits of Blue Cheer. I'll be cruising above ground level, and making money for three days....
by Gojai August 31, 2017
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When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.
I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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Take a dump, crap, to shit. Originated with Electricians, whose job includes cutting electrical cables.
We can leave in a minute, but first I have to cut a cable.
by Gojai August 23, 2017
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A drug that has been weakened in potency by cutting with non-drug products. The same as Stepped On, Cut, Baby Food. Not my first choice.
I told you not to buy from that clown, his dopeis always stomped on and not worth the time to score.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
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