Gojai's definitions
A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.
No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.
Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.
No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.
Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.
I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Pretectmug. An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Condimentsmug. Defines a bi-sexual person, usually but not exclusively defines a male. Primary sexual preference is irrelevant, the determining factor is that singular fact: if the person is willing to have sex with men and women, their door swings both ways.
Woah, I just found out Eddie's door swings both ways! This is great dirt! This explains all the time he spends over at Oscar's apartment!
by Gojai August 30, 2017
Get the Door swings both waysmug. by Gojai August 30, 2017
Get the Lickety-splitmug. The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.
Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Ice cavemug. Having sex multiple times in one night with the same or different partners. Also, having multiple orgasms.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Sequelmug. An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
Get the The Little Man in the Boatmug.