Gojai's definitions

A Tail

Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.

Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!

by Gojai September 20, 2017

Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 31, 2017

Lickety-split

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.

Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

The Little Man in the Boat

An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.

Oh yeah, I had a visit last night from the Little Man in the Boat, and he was HUNGRY!

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Duff

A real term used in the heydays of Cocaine frenzy, 70s, 80s. Duff refers to that portion of your cocaine that consists of powder only, usually full of cut or anything else but real cocaine.

Shit, I won't buy from that dude again, this is all duff.

by Gojai August 30, 2017

Baby Food

Refers to a drug lower on the thrill scale than one you currently use, which is obviously superior to that crap. For instance to a heroin addict, baby food might be Percocet or Vicodin.

I left the Baby Food long ago, only The King works for me.

by Gojai August 30, 2017

The King

OK folks, this is a real term, used for years on the streets, meaning Heroin. Whether you like it or not does not matter, it is established street jargon. Seasoned fiends all know what you mean if you say The King. First appeared in the 1950s and still common today among those whose first and only choice is The King of Drugs. Nothing trumps The King.

Sure, dude, we were dancin' with The King for days, never touched ground. I've got to go down to Gram Town to re-up.

by Gojai August 30, 2017