An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
by Gojai August 30, 2017
An aroused clitoris, standing tall, seeking more attention and stimulation; the little guy is begging for orgasms. This is a term actually used in the late 1960s, in Underground Comics, found widely at that time, including Mr. Natural, Captain Piss-gums and his Band of Perverted Pirates, The Brown Paper Bag and others. You had to be there to really get it.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
An actual type or brand of LSD. Used widely at Woodstock, there was more than a few types of Acid present, at one batch was quickly identified as chemically dangerous, and warnings issued over the sound system against its use. Other monikers of the era included Purple Haze, Orange Sunshine and Clear Light. Groovy, man. Peace. This type of acid appeared before the advent of the fabulous band of that era with the same name: Blue Cheer. Coincidence? Not a chance.
Right on, we're headed to Yasgar's farm to Woodstock, with 1000's of hits of Blue Cheer. I'll be cruising above ground level, and making money for three days....
by Gojai August 31, 2017
As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.
Never again, she is a mummy in bed.
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
by Gojai August 23, 2017
Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.
Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!
by Gojai September 21, 2017