schnitzles

Teenie, tiny bits of paper that children often drop onto the carpet which makes them very difficult to clean up. Parents know this and when the see the schnitzling begin they get very tense.

"Stop throwing those schnitzles all over the floor!"

by ambopinambo March 25, 2007

Sanitize

to clean and groom one's genitals pre sexual activity

I have a date with the girl i met at the bar last week, best sanitize just in case things go will.

by magicbeans_R_A_sign_of_hope February 13, 2012

Sanity

Yeah, outsourcing this has done wonders for me. It's not like I'm a whole ass bag of nuts or anything. Which one did you get? Which level of sanity did you get from society? Cus I got Schizophrenic Psychopath...

Hym "Maybe if the baseline level of sanity hadn't shifted all the way over to clown world I'd be fine with what's happening but no. And it's not that everyone but me Is Schizophrenic. The horde itself is Schizophrenic. "BuT hYm, If It'S a HoRdE, hOw CaN tHeY aLl Be ThE sAmE tHiNg?" Hive mind. A hive mind is both 'all the same thing' and a 'large group'. Like 'The Brood' in Marvel comics. Or 'Unity' in 'Rick and Morty. No contradiction. If a hive mind isn't also a horde then it isn't a hive mind. THAT would be a contradiction. You haven't read the prerequisite texts. This is a distraction. I will not be distracted. You're being a shit and trying to psycologize me and teach me some sort of lesson. I refuse to learn any lessons until I'm out of the cage."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

Schnitzel

an austrian female.

term is better used by foreigners when talking about pretty and short skirted german or austrian girls.
usually used in combo with "bratwurst", term that defines german/austrian males...

- dude, look at that schniztel!
- omg she's gorgeous!

- no schnitzels in this disco... i can only see bratwursts! let's move elsewhere.

by berajustgothomefromwien November 23, 2010

hand sanitizer

Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.

After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.

by Joefus' Roommate October 26, 2008

shnitzel

When one man defacates into anothers man outstretched foreskin

"bend over and give me a shnitzel"

by phil stinner January 24, 2008

for schnitzle

Originating from switzerland, becoming the swedes version of "Fo shizzle."

"Hey Sven, wanna go to the disco?"
"For schnitzle

by BluBaller October 6, 2004