Salmon Cannon

Salmon Cannon is an absolute beast of a fisher woman. Also known as Annie Birch. You may find Annie drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in 20 pound salmon. Which she takes home to her lucky booty call of the night as the two girls get it on and eat God’s wonderful creation- Salmon

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020

salmon hog box

The act of performing oral sex on a female after the both of you have rolled around in mud like hogs for hours making the vagina sweaty and smelling like salmon

I gave Stacy the best salmon hog box on the farm the other weekend

by HogBoxBoy72 March 3, 2021

Salmon slapper

When you stretch your partners vagina lips out so far that she slaps you with her pussy lips

Brandon: Yeah, we did the salmon slapper last night
Jake: No way!

by Chitlins May 26, 2021

Salam4nder

The definition of sussy baka, and/or "kanyes little bitch"

Hey *insert name here* you keep sending trap p*rn memes in #general stop being a salam4nder

by Segma chadd July 6, 2021

Salmon Man/Pretty Jerry

man how many lover do you have???

jk Salmon man/Pretty Jerry you're cool

by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021

salmontooter

A good friend is funny most of the time but has his moments, you still laugh though because he somehow makes it funny by blowing something up in the dumbest way. cant shoot for shit but is still somehow good at arma 3. a person that you should really respect and understand. should really find an arma aim trainer though shits crazy. the typa person to fart fish.

damn that guy shoots like salmontooter

by DuckManWalrus December 8, 2021

salmonella

Something that doesn’t exist to some people

dumb girl: “OMG! Just had medium rare chicken for da first time!!!! tasted so good.”
smart person: bxtch you can’t eat that you’ll get salmonella
dumb girl: “HOW DO U KNOW?!!! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE HOW I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE🤬”

by igotcovid3timesandimvaccinated January 10, 2022