you're cool

A fake compliment said in a condescending tone of voice. A sarcastic comment that translates to you suck.

Loser: Oh no I just crashed my car
Jackass: YOU'RE COOL.

by dilary huff December 29, 2005

you're cool

sacastic way of telling someone that they dont care and to stop bragging about something they did.

girl: OMG i was so drunk last night! and i fucked some random guy haha i wassss soooooooo fucked!"
boy: YOU'RE COOL!

by chanelbabycakes March 7, 2010

You're cool

What you say when somebody has to ensure their "coolness". It has to be done in a sarcastic tone, or else the effect isn't achieved.

1: Dude, do you have the homework? I fell asleep last night
2: Nah man, I don't do homework, that shit is fucking nerdy
1: Oh you're cool.

by dat assases May 1, 2009

do it and you're cool

This saying is used to peer pressure others into doing bad activities, such as drugs, pooing in front of others, or drinking another dude's piss. However, it sounds so retarded that it can only be used ironically, and my friends and I often use it in a very joking and ironic context, encouraging each other to do absolutely retarded shit by chanting "do it and you're cool"

Dave: You should do drugs and eat poo on the balcony
Tomas: What the fuck? In Hungary, drugs are punished by horse archer firing squad, and I don't want that fate
Dave: Do it and you're cool

by HandleBrake12 November 11, 2020

Do it and you're cool

A phrase usually mentioned to get someone to do something that may not be cool but, sometimes is.

Bro 1: Dude, odds you do three pirate shots?
Me: Uh, Naw.
Bro 2: C'mon, Do it and you're cool!
Me: Well can't argue with that. *Chugs away*

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 19, 2019

you're not cool

a useful phrase that comes in handy when some dumbass does something 'cool'.
but really. it's stupid.

you're not cool.
actually. you're about as cool as this definition.
that makes sense.

by sammy____ September 14, 2006

You Know You're Cool When

Used as an expression when someone does something so randomly stupid its funny. its sort of like, the action is the word after the "u know ur cool when" so "u know when ur cool when (you've peed in a can)"

guy:i just peed in a can
girl:You know you're cool when

by the coolest guy November 8, 2006