Doing a Morty

When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.

I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?

by iamrick December 5, 2020

Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton

It's the same as Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton just spelt correct

Bill: Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton
Big man Tyrone: Rude!

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

Mortenson

a Mortenson is a packet of sensation, thai sweet chilli crisps, and a pint of fosters.

You: I'll have a Mortenson.
Barkeep: That's 2 punds 30.

by Nordgulen February 22, 2009

Mortaley

The surname of that awesome, small group of mainly philosophers and teachers. The family resides in mostly Canada but there are far-out reachers who tend to travel the world before returning home. If there were any big question in life you can bet that the Mortaley's have already questioned it. This family also very much enjoys drinking and partying.

Mortaley 1 :"What is the meaning of life?"

Mortaley 2: "Stop thinking so much and take a drink already!"

by Iveris01 June 28, 2009

mortal wound

A wound that will kill you in a matter of time

Gun inflict mortal wounds

by Weird_Waffle August 14, 2016

The Mortal Kombat Finisher

Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.

Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter

Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.

by Jack S, and Gugi June 10, 2011

Beyond Mortis

A beer drinking metal band.

Did you see Beyond Mortis last night? Yeah I got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine assed big titted slut.

Check out that band. Yeah they are Beyond Mortis, my ear pussies got fucking railed by their music.

Would you like any water sir, fuck no that shit is for toilets, cant you see we are Beyond Mortis.

by Nitrousbob August 23, 2011