merch

the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit

oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you

by Big D July 28, 2004

mersh

Adjective
Similar to weak or lame

Means that something is a disappointment, not what you expected, a worse situation than you'd wished for.

"You have to work this weekend? That's mersh."

by summer October 5, 2004

dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

bottle merchant

Male prostitute specializing in anal sex, usually as the receiver.

They’re bottle merchants, they’ve got no voice.

by TootieMars April 18, 2021

Mershaq

Half mermaid, half walrus, and half Shaquille O'Neal.

I missed the bus, but just then a mershaq appeared and gave me a ride to school.

Thanks Mershaq your the best!

by iplaywithsquirls February 1, 2008

mersh

A retard (a person demonstrating a lack of common sense and acting retarted)

An almost acronym used in some public school systems for Mentally Retarded Severely Handicapped

Don't be retarded, man, I swear you're such a fucking mersh!!!

by spn300mike April 4, 2007

Happy Merchant

An anti-Semitic illustration of a Jew. It is usually posted on imageboards about politics like /pol/.

Happy Merchant: Oy vey, shoah shoah!

by Manuele Pepe November 1, 2017