The Ruthless Hippo

The hottest hippo around, this hippo will knock your socks off and make you weak in your knees. Known to regularly roll around in the mud screaming random words no one understands. Capable of killing 100 humans in a single stomp, stay away from this hippo at all cost.

guy 1 "Dude!, did you just see that, what a ruthless hippo"
guy 2 "Yeah man the ruthless hippo totally made weak like jello"

by imthebestkk? November 10, 2010

hippo

When a girls nipples are pointing in opposite directions, and overall her breast look like two hippos fighting in the mud for a piece of cabbage.

The girl i was with last night took off her shirt, and out popped hippos, and i didn't have a piece of cabbage.

by St. Peter December 24, 2008

Hippo

a fat chick, that may or may not resemble a cartoon hippo

look at that two legget hippo

by Noriega April 8, 2003

hippo

An alternative word for the word obese or fat. The word hippo comes from the animal Hippopotamus.

Yo, that bitch is one big ass hippo.

by Skrulsc February 28, 2007

hippo

a fat female genatalia and is probably really big

girl, i dont want your hippo

by brother friend November 2, 2007

Hippo

A fat woman. She is called a hippo because her hip is very much in the shape of a large fat O.

"Your mother....no im just joking please dont hit me.....O dear me."

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

hippocrocopig

a strange cross breed of animals, bred by Dr.X, and Dr.Y for an evil "take over the world" scheme.`

I am breeding a hippocrocopig

by Gimpachu June 29, 2004