Free Elf

The sexual act of finishing on your partner and saying a magical spell of some sort. Upon doing so, you steal your partner’s underwear and wrap the bed sheet around you in a crude fashion. While running out of the room you yell, “Dobby has now been presented with clothing, Dobby is free!” This is a reference to the Harry Potter character of the same name, who himself is a free elf.

Example: Man, my girlfriend is really pissed at me since I pulled a Free Elf and ran off with her new Victoria’s Secret thong.

by MeechDaPeach October 14, 2018

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Free pizza

The act of having sex with someone you find unattractive just for the sake of getting laid.

"You had sex with that?!"
"Um...yeah. You never pass up free pizza!"

by JimmyJamesLovesYou November 11, 2011

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Free Stuff

1. the best kind of stuff
2. The kind of stuff no one sees you taking
3. the stuff you find

dude check out all the free stuff i got from the markets today

dude ure free stuff you got is gnarly

by cameron thomas April 2, 2007

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free speech

Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.

free speech is a joke anyway.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004

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