Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

by Heavee K April 24, 2019

bitcoin bitchin

When you show off too much of your riches that people start to call you bitcoin bitchin as a insult.

Tom: “Damn, he needs to stop showing off his iPhone 11 pro max with his goofy ass.”

Jimmy: he’s bitcoin bitchin...

by lil ratty Minaj November 1, 2019

itchin and bitchin

Generalized as an incident in which a male uncontrollably scratches his balls/nuts and his wife and or girlfriend (sometimes mother) begins a bitch fit over it

Last night Itchin and bitchin occurred yet again. Ain't gna stop me from relieving myself though.

by Shutdafaqupcharles February 21, 2015

bitchitis

The state of acting extremely bitchy. Usually used to describe a person who is habitually bitchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant attitude.

Don't mess with her. She's got a bad case of the bitchitis this afternoon.

by khiddy June 12, 2005

bitchin babe

A gorgeous girl with an appetite for knowledge, a hand for mayhem, and an eye for beauty. She get's shit done in style and grace, but like a fantasy creature is rare to find. Instead of a pot of gold or a single shiny horn, this fox delivers pleasure and pain.

When she shows up, the clouds part and the vapor dances like sky art.

"YO! I totally saw this bitchin babe. She cruised by me on her bike with a sword on one hip and a camera on the other. I think her backpack was filled with books, but it may have actually been filled with zombie heads. Regardless, it was like staring at Medusa, if Medusa were hot and didn't turn people to stone.

by sfires May 18, 2011

bitchin'

Acting in order to make fun of somebody by pissing them off.(immature ones will do)

Something uncomprehended little girls do

Stop bitchin' all the time asshole!

by M. Moore June 7, 2005

bitching

1. Adj. - Cool; sweet; awesome; great
2. Adj. - Same as above, but used when you don't really care about something; a neutral response.

Also: bitchin'

1. That game is bitchin'!
2. Girl: I met up with Janie today and *drones on...*
Guy: Bitchin'.

by GuyMontag September 23, 2004