Miss_tetsuro (aka art-arte)

My hot spicy girlfriend and the most funniest person ever

(for the people that says that miss_tetsuro's hands are hot, they are correct )

Go follow her on tiktok!

Suck my dick haha ily <3

Miss_tetsuro (aka art-arte) means hot

by edsheeeran March 11, 2021

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SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA

ENDLESS FLOOD OF TEARS AND SEVERE EMOTIONAL UPSET AFTER AN UNEXPECTED END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.

Joe had "severe cry-arrhea" after his significant other dumped him for another person

by Umbilicus July 21, 2023

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Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

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White House Arrest

White House Arrest - In lieu of normal “house arrest” this is the sentencing you get when you get indicted on 34 felony Counts, but you might be the next be the next president.

I see Trump‘s sentencing is on July 11… I bet he gets sentenced to White House arrest

by Dexxxter May 30, 2024

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You are waiting indoors, as you are expecting an item you ordered from Amazon to be delivered during the day. However, it doesn't arrive until very late, or indeed it doesn't arrive until the following day.

'D, are you coming down the pub tonight?'

'Sorry mate, I'm under Amazon house arrest. I might be released tomorrow'

by Leo Wanka January 20, 2026

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Marcuas Jimmithe the Great III Arren Kae Jr

This man is the equivalent to the King of Great Brittan Marcuas Jimmithie the Great III Arren Kae Jr he is the man if you meet Marcuas Jimmithe the Great III Arren Kae Jr just know you're so lucky and never leave him. I have once and I regret it.

Mom: "Hey I heard you have a new boyfriend. Who is he?"
You: "He's a great and strong man with an amazing personality!"
Mom: "What's his name?"
You: "Marcuas Jimmithe the Great III Arren Kae Jr."

by I.Have.Keyboard to use! September 24, 2021

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