by bird-master August 13, 2024
Get the splost mug.The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.
"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the splinting mug.Describes the feeling of doing something in the heat of the moment.
Imagine the word “Spontaneous” but with a little more flare and power.
Imagine the word “Spontaneous” but with a little more flare and power.
Last night I made out with Jessica, I didn’t even know I was into her. I guess I was just feeling a bit Sploutaneous.
by TheJabes March 29, 2024
Get the Sploutaneous mug.When a man's penis undergoes a phase in which blood circulation is cut off for about a week, and they undergo intense sharp (splinting) pains. By the end of the week or midway through the second week, the man must break the penis back into its flaccid state. This is commonly known to happen once a year. During this time the man will be extremely stressed, angry, and uninterested in things usually enjoyable by them.
This word is a derivative of splintage, which is the act of using a splint with a broken bone, however in this instance blood acts as the splint.
This word is a derivative of splintage, which is the act of using a splint with a broken bone, however in this instance blood acts as the splint.
John: My splintage this year is killing me!
Brett: Haven't got my splintage yet this year...hopefully I don't get it during the game season!
Brett: Haven't got my splintage yet this year...hopefully I don't get it during the game season!
by PluhhWalkuhh17 April 21, 2024
Get the Splintage mug."One more stroke and I'm going to sploonter" he said after his second stroke.
After that wild night, he said he sploontered all over the place.
He couldn't hold it any longer and ended up sploontering.
Sorry I'm 38 minutes late for work, I sploontered on my work pants and had to wash them on the quick cycle... Also that's why my pants are wet.
After that wild night, he said he sploontered all over the place.
He couldn't hold it any longer and ended up sploontering.
Sorry I'm 38 minutes late for work, I sploontered on my work pants and had to wash them on the quick cycle... Also that's why my pants are wet.
by MrNo1 June 3, 2024
Get the sploonter mug.when you have a splinter on your wrist and you try plugging it into your nintendo 3ds but the mentos dont let you so you get a pig to try and pull it out with an autistic pebble inside of a pool and you ate him
Person 1: hey man you look terrible are you okay?
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks
by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024
Get the splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem mug.Same meaning as splentastic, but a noun.
A cross between splendid and fantastic.
Use this word when you're feeling very splentastic.
A cross between splendid and fantastic.
Use this word when you're feeling very splentastic.
by redbigz June 16, 2024
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