splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem

when you have a splinter on your wrist and you try plugging it into your nintendo 3ds but the mentos dont let you so you get a pig to try and pull it out with an autistic pebble inside of a pool and you ate him

Person 1: hey man you look terrible are you okay?
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks