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Realityphobic

People who are so afraid of reality, they'll shout, "Fake News", at legitimate facts. All so they can stay in the imagined wonderland they think they live in. A perfect example is the MAGA crowd. So convinced Trump is their Lord and Saviour, they refuse to accept the mountains of evidence that prove what a selfish and greedy fuckwit he truly is.
What's that? You don't want to wear a mask, because science is BS and Trump said so? You realityphobic moron.
by Spunktastic JismMonkey March 31, 2021
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reality

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole
by Hawk February 14, 2004
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Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.
Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.
by Not Zane September 4, 2004
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realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.
My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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reclinacoding

The act of writing computer code from the comfort of a recliner. Preferably using a laptop, usually later at night after your regular job.
I fell asleep last night reclinacoding.
by farkis May 20, 2009
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Reality Winner

A man or woman who wins a reality TV show.
"You see that Reality Winner on the news last night?"
by AKees June 6, 2017
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